I'm starting up a list of rules that I have learned throughout my life. These aren't your average rules of living, but I'm not an average person. Once the list feels complete to me, I'll make more blogs as to why these rules are even existing.
MY LAWS OF LIFE:
1. don't eat red Jelly Belly jelly beans.
2. never ever never ever EVER never wear spaghetti strap shirts in public.
3. roll up your windows before you leave your car at night.
4. lock your car door upon entering vehicle.
5. don't use your shoes that are on your feet to distract a rabid dog.
6. beware the fast talkers.
7. check the expiration date on the milk before you drink it.
8. eat a couple bits of cereal before you pour your milk.
9. exhale through your mouth when jogging outside.
10. do NOT go on facebook if you can't sleep after one in the morning.
11. beware the smooth talkers (these are different than fast talkers).
12. check your refrigerator for milk before having a bowl of cereal.
13. don't drink hot chocolate with oriental food.
14. don't follow the instructions in how much salt to put into cookies.
15. leave a sock in each shoe before you leave your shoes by the designated shoe area.
16. it's never too early for chocolate
17. wear shoes in kitchens
18. don't apply baking soda a second time
19. online dating.... just don't try it, okay?
20. don't be ashamed (what? a serious law? crazy, i know)
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