The Many Adventures of Me and My "Daughter"

Quotes of the evening:

"What would Meryl Streep do?"

"She made explosive lasagna!"

We're baking cookies and are thinking about splurging by having more than one cookie="breaking the law":
Daughter: "Meryl Streep wouldn't break the law.."
Me: "Nahh, it's okay to break the law--"
[while setting the last cookie on the tray, it crashes]
Daughter: "--I don't want to break the law!"

"Pshh my car never runs out of gas while it's running--"
Red light. It rumbles. It stopped running.

"Time flies when you're learning how to speak in a french accent"

Large amounts of fun choreographing a snippet of a Mama Mia song for my daughter...1&2&3&4&5&6&7&8!.....I'm really good at counting to eight.

"fELlow,
felloW,
fELlow,
felLOw,
fELlow
felLOW,
fELlow!"
"I hate this word!!"

Good times.