I'm peeved on two counts---
ONE: Picture this tragedy. Some random citizen drove around my cul-de-sac and spotted my car (Hercules). Noticing its ...interesting condition of sorts (which I refer to it as character) he decides he wants to fix it for a price. He approaches my dad and I and tells us about the damage done to my car. Of course I know the damage done to my car, I WAS THERE WHEN IT HAPPENED. Fool. It gets worse: the bandaid I use on the side to make Hercules's hood feel better (it has a slight lift of a couple inches at the center, but the hooky thing in the front still works) was apparently not necessary any more because the citizen BROKE IT! No, it was not simply un-stuck. It is now TORN. He is mindlessly stripping my beautiful car of all the character I've aquired these past two years! I can't stand it. I'm locked in my room and can still hear the horror. It sounds like he's taking a sledge hammer to the hood, and then using a shotgun to seal the deal! I'm weeping inside.
TWO: I love rain. It puts me in a happy place. I love getting drenched walking to my car. I love using my bubble umbrella in it as well. What I do not love about the current weather is that it seems to be sprinkling profusly. You think it would rain soon because there's usually some sprinkles before the shower of mother nature. Nope! This weather hates me, but not as much as I loathe it entirely. The reason for my loathing is because these stupid clouds that are leaking sprinkles on me is irritating. I hate the way the sprinkles feel on my armhairs. It's one of the top feelings I hate most because it's just a plain UNCOMFORTABLY AWKWARD FEELING! I mean sure, I could just shave my arms, but then the hair will grow back dreadfully darker and that's just a process I refuse to cope with.
Sucks to be me right now!
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