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Tuesday, February 16, 2010
My Perfect Umbrella
Today I found my perfect umbrella!
I found it a few days ago when venturing around an umbrella section in a store. Of course I'm freaking out that I found only two clear plastic bubble masterpieces left among the rest of the normal umbrellas. I've been waiting to find one forEVER.
The first time I saw this clear bubble umbrella was in high school. The gal that had it said she ordered it online. I'm sketched out at ordering things online, so I gave up on my little dream to have the perfect clear plastic bubble umbrella---UNTIL NOW!
So once I deposit my check, I am driving with determination to my location and getting my beautiful clear plastic bubble umbrella! AH!
I found it a few days ago when venturing around an umbrella section in a store. Of course I'm freaking out that I found only two clear plastic bubble masterpieces left among the rest of the normal umbrellas. I've been waiting to find one forEVER.
The first time I saw this clear bubble umbrella was in high school. The gal that had it said she ordered it online. I'm sketched out at ordering things online, so I gave up on my little dream to have the perfect clear plastic bubble umbrella---UNTIL NOW!
So once I deposit my check, I am driving with determination to my location and getting my beautiful clear plastic bubble umbrella! AH!
Monday, February 15, 2010
My Laws of Life
I'm starting up a list of rules that I have learned throughout my life. These aren't your average rules of living, but I'm not an average person. Once the list feels complete to me, I'll make more blogs as to why these rules are even existing.
MY LAWS OF LIFE:
1. don't eat red Jelly Belly jelly beans.
2. never ever never ever EVER never wear spaghetti strap shirts in public.
3. roll up your windows before you leave your car at night.
4. lock your car door upon entering vehicle.
5. don't use your shoes that are on your feet to distract a rabid dog.
6. beware the fast talkers.
7. check the expiration date on the milk before you drink it.
8. eat a couple bits of cereal before you pour your milk.
9. exhale through your mouth when jogging outside.
10. do NOT go on facebook if you can't sleep after one in the morning.
11. beware the smooth talkers (these are different than fast talkers).
12. check your refrigerator for milk before having a bowl of cereal.
13. don't drink hot chocolate with oriental food.
14. don't follow the instructions in how much salt to put into cookies.
15. leave a sock in each shoe before you leave your shoes by the designated shoe area.
16. it's never too early for chocolate
17. wear shoes in kitchens
18. don't apply baking soda a second time
19. online dating.... just don't try it, okay?
20. don't be ashamed (what? a serious law? crazy, i know)
MY LAWS OF LIFE:
1. don't eat red Jelly Belly jelly beans.
2. never ever never ever EVER never wear spaghetti strap shirts in public.
3. roll up your windows before you leave your car at night.
4. lock your car door upon entering vehicle.
5. don't use your shoes that are on your feet to distract a rabid dog.
6. beware the fast talkers.
7. check the expiration date on the milk before you drink it.
8. eat a couple bits of cereal before you pour your milk.
9. exhale through your mouth when jogging outside.
10. do NOT go on facebook if you can't sleep after one in the morning.
11. beware the smooth talkers (these are different than fast talkers).
12. check your refrigerator for milk before having a bowl of cereal.
13. don't drink hot chocolate with oriental food.
14. don't follow the instructions in how much salt to put into cookies.
15. leave a sock in each shoe before you leave your shoes by the designated shoe area.
16. it's never too early for chocolate
17. wear shoes in kitchens
18. don't apply baking soda a second time
19. online dating.... just don't try it, okay?
20. don't be ashamed (what? a serious law? crazy, i know)
The Day is Over!
BEST DATES EVER = eden and kristin.
We got all dolled up and walked around oceanside in heals. Not our best idea, but as some saying goes, "beauty is pain." I'LL SURE SAY! It was good to feel cute for a night even though I felt scandalous with what i was wearing, but i have it on good authority that i didn't look like a scanty slut. We counted 5 different incidents of getting hit on this evening. kristin was the spiciest looking one for sure ;) seeing as the guys could NOT keep their eyes off her!
There's a lot I could complain about with all this valentine's day nonsense, but i'm sure it's not something that hasn't been heard before. And I simply just don't feel like explaining! I'd rather get enough sleep for work then type a novel as to why Vday is a ridiculous holiday emphasising relationships that most people don't have.
We got all dolled up and walked around oceanside in heals. Not our best idea, but as some saying goes, "beauty is pain." I'LL SURE SAY! It was good to feel cute for a night even though I felt scandalous with what i was wearing, but i have it on good authority that i didn't look like a scanty slut. We counted 5 different incidents of getting hit on this evening. kristin was the spiciest looking one for sure ;) seeing as the guys could NOT keep their eyes off her!
There's a lot I could complain about with all this valentine's day nonsense, but i'm sure it's not something that hasn't been heard before. And I simply just don't feel like explaining! I'd rather get enough sleep for work then type a novel as to why Vday is a ridiculous holiday emphasising relationships that most people don't have.
Saturday, February 13, 2010
Question & Date
What defines a good blog? I ran across a random person's blog and there were people commenting on it saying how good it was. What makes a blog good?
The 14th is coming up and I haven't talked to anyone who is excited about this "loving" holiday. Well I don't talk to many people anymore, so I GUESS that could be considered a factor in this situation, but it depends on the reader and how much they know about me.
This is either a really exciting holiday for people, or a really depressing one, or a ridiculous one that people with a good sense of humor like to mock. I'm spending it with someone very special. Two people actually! It's the three of us and we're going on an almost-date. We've got this day planned out, full of epic adventures, and I'm sure it's going to be unforgettable ;)
Perhaps I'll talk about it more later......... *dun dun DUUUUN*
The 14th is coming up and I haven't talked to anyone who is excited about this "loving" holiday. Well I don't talk to many people anymore, so I GUESS that could be considered a factor in this situation, but it depends on the reader and how much they know about me.
This is either a really exciting holiday for people, or a really depressing one, or a ridiculous one that people with a good sense of humor like to mock. I'm spending it with someone very special. Two people actually! It's the three of us and we're going on an almost-date. We've got this day planned out, full of epic adventures, and I'm sure it's going to be unforgettable ;)
Perhaps I'll talk about it more later......... *dun dun DUUUUN*
Saturday, February 6, 2010
Rain
who ever said that rainy days means no fun, can just go and get pooped on by a camel. they don't know what they're talking about because RAINY DAYS ARE RIGHTEOUS.
it's the best when it starts pouring like a shower head because you get to run around and see how fast you can get drenched, and then are dripping wet when you get inside, and then take a hot shower and get gushy clothes on!
*hot chocolate recommended
to top off the awesomeness with playing in the pouring rain, it's most excellent when you have a 50ft plastic paint tarp to slide down a hill with ;) especially when you have your clothes on.
*just remember to take your shoes off.
**keeping socks on are optional, unless you don't like the feeling of squishy feet.
it's the best when it starts pouring like a shower head because you get to run around and see how fast you can get drenched, and then are dripping wet when you get inside, and then take a hot shower and get gushy clothes on!
*hot chocolate recommended
to top off the awesomeness with playing in the pouring rain, it's most excellent when you have a 50ft plastic paint tarp to slide down a hill with ;) especially when you have your clothes on.
*just remember to take your shoes off.
**keeping socks on are optional, unless you don't like the feeling of squishy feet.
Unbalanced
I am surrounded by some of the strongest females I know. They are the world to me and they are my go-to's for everything. They are my shoulder to cry on, objective thinkers when I'm out of control, listeners when i need to talk, and hugs all around.
BUT (yes, the infamous BUT) in comparison to men, the woman in my life, by far, outnumber them. i truly have no strong foundation of a male to stand on. if anyone is reading this, do NOT disillusion yourself into thinking "oh she's just whining about the fact that she doesn't have a significant other" because you would be sickly wrong. it's the fact that i don't have a strong adult male influence to lean on, to compare someone to, to depend on, to be here with me.
i'm unbalanced. my chi is not centered. the female presence greatly outweighs the male presence in my life and i am just now, physically, realizing this. i mean sure, i've always known this, but my body is now physically comprehending this sad truth.
i'm tired.
BUT (yes, the infamous BUT) in comparison to men, the woman in my life, by far, outnumber them. i truly have no strong foundation of a male to stand on. if anyone is reading this, do NOT disillusion yourself into thinking "oh she's just whining about the fact that she doesn't have a significant other" because you would be sickly wrong. it's the fact that i don't have a strong adult male influence to lean on, to compare someone to, to depend on, to be here with me.
i'm unbalanced. my chi is not centered. the female presence greatly outweighs the male presence in my life and i am just now, physically, realizing this. i mean sure, i've always known this, but my body is now physically comprehending this sad truth.
i'm tired.
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